July 6

National dm your loved ones today; or your fans! ALL:)

celeb: hey guys it's July 6! dming yalls soon!!

by sub to my yt rn! - Kay Kay December 30, 2020

July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .

Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..

by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022

July 16

July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 24, 2017

28th july

The birthday of someone so annoying that you could slam their arm in a car door and drive off with it still wedged between the door and the body of the car.

Is she a 28th July. Better get the car.

by Ndjwif October 17, 2021

Julie Plec

She is a trashy trash, a bitch.

Person 1: I stan Julie Plec
Person 2: bitch wh- I mean tvd, the originals and legacies are good, but that bitch is racist, what she did, how she did it. Terrifying, poor Kat.
Person 1: SaY u Ar mY bAkAAaaaaAAAAaa! 😘🤩😍❤️
Person 3: *shoots*
Kat Graham: YAYYY WOHOOOO damn

Go buy a shirt with "Julie Plec" written on it, to clean your caca with it, stan phoebe tonkin secret circle, tvdu, h2o

by fictionalsimp July 16, 2021