Jonas

A very cold person. He is truly the iceprince.

Are you also freezing ? I think Jonas is near here.

by clarissegeteas May 24, 2020

Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

Jonas

HOttie

JOnas ur so hot

Jonas: thanks

by daisdowodaskpokdw October 13, 2022

Jonas

Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!

YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?

by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021

Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s

Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.

by Lauren pancakez May 13, 2022

Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)

A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn

by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.

Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!

by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021