TARDIS Jacked

Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.

Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
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The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!

by Tantrauma January 12, 2009

Jackey Ending

Drinking Jack Daniels and getting "Whiskey Dick" then getting a happy ending massage to prolong the experience.

I can't go out tonight, I got a 5th of jack and a massage appointment at 9:00. Gonna get a Jackey Ending.
jack daniels happy endinghand job

by Jota Jota Ross October 28, 2010

Jacked Full of Deuce

Description for something that is full of shit (literally).

So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.

by deucemaster August 26, 2013

All jacked up

The meaning of all jacked up is that an object or an individual is screwed up, faulty,doesn't work, or inadequate.

The self checkout registers in Wallmart are all Jacked Up.

by JoeBeau July 24, 2016

Skinny-Jacked

Adjective: Male body type characterized by extensive lean muscle on a thin frame.

"I'm gunna kick that motherfucker's ass!"

"Just be careful man, he's skinny but he looks pretty skinny-jacked."

by mattCaps December 9, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008

Super Jacked

Preposterously muscular.

"Yo who are those Super Jacked kids over there?"

"Oh those are the Tempest Brawlers."

"They look ridiculously strong, I shouldn't mess with them."

by Tempest_Cinco April 14, 2010