Jess

She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .

P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019

Jesse

A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.

Oh god, it smells like jesse in here.

Jesse you're a fucking pig.

by landioshwill October 18, 2008

jesse

gay very very very very very gay i cant handle it any more so very gay

your soo jesse

by klfdskljfdkljfdkjfdklfjkldajtr February 4, 2009

jesse

A very hideous downgraded male who is a major pussy and walks like a penguin. He is made fun of quite often and just sits there and takes it like a bitch and cries to his girlfriend who has abnormally broad man-shoulders. A Jesse is an ugly man who nobody can stand to look at. A major resemblance to the "Kool-Aid" man.

Ashley: Oh my god! Who is that fat ugly guy who looks like the Kool-Aid guy? I've heard he's a major wussy.

Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse

by billyjoelguy April 20, 2008

jessabell

What to call some one if you do not know ther name, jeffrey if it is a male

hew jessabell, come owa ere!!

by Marie Pearson January 16, 2008

Jesse

an asshole who likes to play with girls feeling and thinks hes better than anyone else. also enjoys to sleep with random skanks and cant even keep count of the number of skanks he's been with. a

Guy: "did u hear about that Jesse guy? "
Girl: " yeah i heard hes enjoys sleeping with random skanks"

by purplebaaa November 22, 2011

Jesse

A homosexual person. One who finds Jake Gyllenhaal attractive, has an affinity for raspberry vinaigrette, and believes that brie can be attained at a hole-in-the-wall diner. Euphemism for a gay man.

Stop being such a flaming Jesse.

I just watched some Jesse porn. I think I may be turning Jesse.

by Lucas26 August 23, 2009