Science

Science is the subject of torture to some and heaven to others . Basically everyone dies in that subject. So, either you hate that subject to death or you love it to death.

Classmate 1: Hey girlie how’s your Science paper-
Classmate 2: I did rlly badly I MEAN I DUN CARE ABOUT WHO INVENTED THE BUNSEN BURNER

Classmate 1 *offended* : Robert Bunsen is basically the soul of Science, which is my fav subject.

by 😈😃damn July 26, 2022

advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

science t

noun- one who is intrested in the science of their genatals

that science t did that guy

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015

DUMBSHIT SCIENCE

Doing dumb shit for science. also, know as jackass.

ride down a slide that has bumps with a skateboard to see if it won't break your back for dumbshit science.

by RickyJohnJones May 14, 2021

Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.

Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

hard science fiction

Hard science fiction is a category of science fiction characterized by an emphasis on scientific or technical detail, or scientific accuracy, or both. Typically, this is in the form of very grounded fiction without supernatural, magical, or usually aliens with an emphasis on realistic storytelling within our current knowledge of physics.

Andy Weir's the Martian and Adrian Tchaicovsky's Children of Time are great hard science fiction novels.

by Anonymous1408 December 4, 2021