Ford

Ford is a fucking obvious retard design
by Joker 379573 July 05, 2021
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"Ford" acronym for a pickup truck found on road dead. Fords can be found on the road dead at any time regardless of the age of the vehicle. Fords are sold with a puppy of varying breeds for companionship while waiting for the tow truck.
It's a good thing I got a puppy with my Ford. I thought it tricks when ever I was waiting for the tow truck.
by Kurty Jim April 04, 2020
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Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
by Roy The Social Outcast April 24, 2019
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What I've lost prior to government failure of forced abortion my family had over 150 Ford's before graduated licensing
Can Trudeau replace $8,400,0⁰⁰ and my Ford's
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Look at that guy! He drives a shitty ford.
by Xx_FordHayter_xX June 25, 2022
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Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise
The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.
by dcgb December 04, 2013
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The most daddy automobile company you know.
I have a Ford so I am now your master.
by A guy who is thinking February 18, 2020
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