Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.

Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!

by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023

god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque

by 🅱️aron June 19, 2018

cabbage sisters

A group of girls who smoke marijuana together.

Anthony: Yo man, I like that girl Natalie but she's always stoned.
Ben: Of course dude, she's one of the cabbage sisters.

by rawrgrrnomnom March 14, 2010

eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.

So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!

by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023

cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.

DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.

by Chuck Charles’s September 8, 2018

gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 12, 2017