Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

Raoliuntine’s Day

The best holiday ever - basically like if Christmas, Chanukah, and Veteran’s Day had a baby and raised it together in a gingerbread house.

Happy Raoliuntine’s Day!

by Raoliuntinesdayobserver February 13, 2023

Inflation Day

On November 27th, they inflate the balloons, or they celebrate inflation, or that other inflation.

Hey, tomorrow's Inflation Day are you coming?

by WaveTheSwallow06 November 26, 2019

Charli Day

THOT DAY HOES NOVEMBER 26

CHARLI DAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIKE

by CHARLI FAN🥵 November 25, 2019

deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.

My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

whiskey day

the first saturday back from christmas break where you drink corncopious amount of whiskey from sunrise to sunset. Blacking out is a must.

it was whiskey day yesterday, what the fuck happened

by a man who needs help January 10, 2011

HS day

A national celebration of Hannah Sherlie,

Happy HS day. Today is HS eve

by Reina Fushiguro June 22, 2021