slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

Dark Knight

The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover

Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?

Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!

by Pike Bitch May 20, 2013

load of darks

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 19, 2006

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

z32 Dark

A bitch who plays xbox and spits on kids if he doesn’t know them and will suck your mom and spit on her pussy

Yo z32 Dark got to your mom last night and I think your family going to extend by 1

by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020

voyage in the darkness

The act of shitting into another person's asshole. Usually done while passed out.

Adam took a huge voyage in the darkness right in Jessica's ass.

by Brent C September 4, 2008