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Dutch Thruster

a version of the dutchoven where your bed partner farts, "traps" the stink under the blanket and then pushes on the top of the blanket in order to force the stench into their partner's face.
I can't believe David gave me the Dutch Thruster last night!
by Rayna01 February 19, 2012
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Dutch backdoor

When u slide your nuts across a girls asshole with butt to butt
by Mr randy January 21, 2019
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Dutch Hayroll

When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.
I'm going to make a Dutch Hayroll for my grandmother.
by Connor M. P. October 28, 2010
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Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.
She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
by Dklinington March 26, 2014
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Dutch Elevator

Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.
Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.
by Masaj Marod June 21, 2019
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Dutch Oven

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.
Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven
by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020
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dutch colonial

A Dutch colonial is where a man takes a shit on a woman's chest while wearing a powdered wig.
Jefferson: I gave my drama teacher a Dutch colonial after she have me detention for being a wise ass in class.

George: in the principals office?

Jefferson: no, gave her a Dutch Colonial in Chambers. A Dutch Colonial in Chambers is the same thing except that the powdered wig is on a mannequin facing us while I shit on her chest.
by Lord Cornwallice January 7, 2014
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