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Second Hand Swagger

Swagger that you get because either you are with someone that's got swag, or from borrowing someone's clothing or accessories that gets your swag on.
1. Sally: Whoa, Alex, I never thought you were very cool, but after seeing you and Soulja Boy together, I have to admit, you've got swagger!

Alex: Thanks, but its mostly second hand swagger.

2. Alex: Hey Soulja Boy, could i borrow some bling bling? I need to impress some ladies at the mall tonight with my swagger.

Soulja Boy: Sure man! Get your second hand swagger on!
by dylankunming July 2, 2011
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ten second tap

When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"

"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"

"Bummer"
by Smiling Irish Mike April 4, 2008
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Basically, it states that it is impossible for entropy to decrease in a closed system.
"So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"
by Bunny January 7, 2004
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Eight Second Rodeo

~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.
"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."

First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."

Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."
by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006
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5 seconds of fury

The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.
Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
by JACK665 August 11, 2008
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second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.
Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!
by David Hawaii June 18, 2007
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30 second rule

Taking 30 seconds to think before you say anything, because 99% of what you say right away is stupid.

This is most commonly used in the World of Warcraft.
"Raloth, 30 second rule!!!"

"Shut up Raloth, 30 second rule!"
by Valjean October 28, 2008
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