An italian boy who comes to the U.S. looking for an easy girl, one who hopes that by taking her to something exclusive like senior prom, he is guaranteed to have her be incredibly nice to him in return. Ultimately unsuccessful. Hence the word "crazy"
by Gbbbb August 4, 2006
Get the Crazy Italianmug. 1. A very healthy person with a well-balanced diet, plenty of sensory interaction the surrounding environment, muscular facial features and very furry eyebrows.
2. Any character on the television show "Sesame Street."
3. One who speaks one's opinions extremely loudly, is easily converted to feminism and similar ideals, and is suspected of doing drugs by thighmaster authority figures.
4. An amazingly sexy boy with irresistible, uber-manly stubble who still can't clear a height of 5'3".
2. Any character on the television show "Sesame Street."
3. One who speaks one's opinions extremely loudly, is easily converted to feminism and similar ideals, and is suspected of doing drugs by thighmaster authority figures.
4. An amazingly sexy boy with irresistible, uber-manly stubble who still can't clear a height of 5'3".
1. I'm straight, but I'm still attracted to Italian boys. They're just so juicy and luscious. I want one in my room.
2. BERT: Hey, Ernie. Are you feeling Italian today?
ERNIE: You bet I am, Bert, That's why I'm so adorable and fuzzy, and why my voice sounds all silly and squeaky.
BERT: Shut up and kiss me.
3. Jordan is Italian. He can solve one face of a Rubix cube. He wears a hoodie. Mr. Adair does not trust him. Jordan once accidentally converted himself to feminism while giving a powerpoint on medieval gender roles. I know of at least three other Italian feminists, and I plan to become one when I grow up.
4. That Italian person is so hot. I wish he and I were a gay couple, and he played the man. Too bad he's two feet shorter than me.
2. BERT: Hey, Ernie. Are you feeling Italian today?
ERNIE: You bet I am, Bert, That's why I'm so adorable and fuzzy, and why my voice sounds all silly and squeaky.
BERT: Shut up and kiss me.
3. Jordan is Italian. He can solve one face of a Rubix cube. He wears a hoodie. Mr. Adair does not trust him. Jordan once accidentally converted himself to feminism while giving a powerpoint on medieval gender roles. I know of at least three other Italian feminists, and I plan to become one when I grow up.
4. That Italian person is so hot. I wish he and I were a gay couple, and he played the man. Too bad he's two feet shorter than me.
by Bertoffski January 11, 2008
Get the italian personmug. Dude, got so fucked up last night at a club with Mark Wahlberg, and my ass hurts; must have gotten an italian job.
by DDAYbuttfucker March 23, 2010
Get the Italian Jobmug. Thought to be created by bored Italians, this sexual act involves a girls armpit and a man's shlolum. This is just as good as abstinence in preventing stds and pregancy.
by SkandhaParamita May 4, 2006
Get the italian stylemug. by kevbo112345 January 18, 2007
Get the Italian sarahmug. Person 1: So I went out with this Italian Guy and he kissed my anus.
Person 2: Awww, your first Italian Kiss.
Person 2: Awww, your first Italian Kiss.
by Yuemgnbq December 15, 2008
Get the Italian Kissmug. when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job... while watching The Italian Job
by coco beans October 28, 2012
Get the Italian Jobmug.