Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

Drew (Joke)

The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.

(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))

How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!

by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019

Just Jokes

When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.

Should we have a dexies with our morning coffee? Just jokes!!

by Daralewis May 9, 2019

inside joke

Something you and 2 other friends have. You likely say it all the time and piss people off.

Guy 1: Owl Pellet, hahahaha..
Guy 2: Hahahah..
Guy 3: fuck you and your inside joke

by boredassstudent April 28, 2023

Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.

"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."

by lehcarachel April 8, 2017

stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.

That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.

by grittyt February 18, 2018

Fuckin JOKES

its simply.... fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"

by _writer_ December 14, 2021