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Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals.
"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."
"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "
"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "
by ROFLCOPTER|O_S January 15, 2008
Get the International Jewish Conspiracy mug.The school is not diversed I couldn’t name one white student who attends king Solomon. It’s a very bait secondary school and is all ready in serious trouble with police and the government it self.
They’ve had parents beat up other children who attend the school, because the pickneys can’t fight for them self
They’ve had parents beat up other children who attend the school, because the pickneys can’t fight for them self
by PrinnyPri89 January 16, 2019
Get the King Solomon international business school mug.The International Baccalaureate a.k.a the I.B. or I.B.t.f.g.g meaning: I Blow Teachers for Good Grades. The (I.B.t.f.g.g) is well known among students that flunk some IB subjects due to it's complexity (biology and physics) and its abundant amount of work that does not let you have a minute alone to stimulate yourself (masturbate). The only sexual activity you get to do when you take the IB course is the blow job if you are female or a cunnilingus if you are a male (to the IB teachers of course)
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.
Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.
If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.
Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.
If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.
John: I can't masturbate tonight
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate
Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate
Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.
by John Notch March 17, 2013
Get the International Baccalaureate mug.A global organization that revolves around the philosophy of the Areas of Interaction and the IB Learners Profile. Typically classes are at a higher level of thinking and involve deeper thought. Other aspects include a decrease in social life, increased health problems (sleep deprivation, stress, headaches, etc.) and the susceptibility to ridicule by Certificate Candidates who have more interesting classes to choose from. Students usually appear to be brainy, witty and sometimes "smart-asses". Best of all, they are very good procrastinators and usually make parodies about the Learner Profile and likewise. Though there are plenty drawbacks, and I repeat, plenty, IB is very appealing to colleges and universities and can better prepare students for the work involved at that stage in their lives. (Written from a student's perspective)
Specifically for International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidates: TOK (Theory of Knowledge), CAS (Community/Activity/Service), the EE (Extended Essay), etc.
by Einstein's Assistant August 1, 2012
Get the International Baccalaureate mug.A shithole in the surroundings of Munich. Always talking shit about the Bavarian international school (They have a pretty big rivalry)
- a place filled of arrogant snobs
- Smoke every kind of shite
- although they call themselves "Munich International School" they are not even in Munich. They are 30-40 km away
- They have an ok football team, apart from that they suck in pretty much any other aspect
- a place filled of arrogant snobs
- Smoke every kind of shite
- although they call themselves "Munich International School" they are not even in Munich. They are 30-40 km away
- They have an ok football team, apart from that they suck in pretty much any other aspect
I would rather pay 30k € to go to BIS, rather than getting paid 30k € to go to the Munich international school
by trololololo69 October 5, 2016
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