Hurling Fudgsicle

The Hurling Fudgsicle is act of fornication that occurs when a female is in a hunched position while vomiting.

While in this position, the male holds her hair back while entering the anus.

Woman - "Honey, I don't feel good, I think I'm going to hurl."

Man - "Let's turn that into a Hurling Fudgsicle then why don't we?"

by Dirty-Dave October 4, 2009

hurley dyke

a young butch lesbian that dresses like a "skater".

justin beiber is really a 30 year old hurley dyke.

by crucialbro May 25, 2010

Hurt, VA

Hurt is a small country town in central Virginia. It is a part of Pittsylvania county and is a small dot on a map. There is a population of 5,000 people, most of which are either rednecks or old people.

Hurt is an extremely exciting place to live; The only things in Hurt worth mentioning are the post office and the nasty Japanese restaurant that used to be good. You actually have to go to a neighboring town to find anything to do. The nightlife includes, "hangin' at Food Lion" or if you are cool enough, "chillin' at the Freeze". The especially dumb people tend to attend field parties and get drunk because there is nothing better to do.
Hurt is conveniently located 30 miles from any store other than Wal-Mart (getting a Wal-Mart was the biggest thing that ever happened to this town.) and you have to drive an hour to get to any decent shopping. If you are considering moving to Hurt or Altavista, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Example 1-
Chris: Hey man, what's up tonight?
Ben: Nuthin much, just chillin' at the freeze.
Travis: Hey guys, I'm new to the area. I live over in Hurt, what is there to do around here?
Chris: Drive up and down Main Street or park somewhere and try to look cool. That's what you do if you live in Hurt, Va

by stuck in loserville. December 30, 2010

hurley pack

to pack a bowl half way or less....

Joe: yo pack one
Josh: ok dude
Joe: what the hell is this a hurley pack again?!

by joe9814 January 7, 2011

Hurishifof

hawr-ish-ee-fof A Russian sounding word that loosely translates to "fuck me now woman". Often used so the woman in question does not know what the man is saying.

Macy: "Don't you think that when the Republic destroyed the second Death Star that it was a little bit unwarranted? I mean, there would have been many private contractors, and innocent lives than there was the first time when they destroyed a completed one..."
Jason: "HURISHIFOF"
Macy:"What?"
Jason: "I love your nerd talk"

Abridged example
Macy: Hi
Jason: Hurishifof
Macy: ABSOLUTELY
Jason: What? How?
Macy: I read the definition on UrbanDictionary
Jason: Impressive...

by JoCoFoSt October 10, 2012

hurricane drunk

Getting drunk in order to forget about a lover.

"Dude Jane broke up with me last night. Let's go to the bar tonight so I can get hurricane drunk."

by a1n2n3i4e5 April 21, 2014

hurry down the chimney

To insert the male genetalia into the female genetalia.

Originated from the Christmas song "Santa Baby"

"So hurry down the Chimney tonight~"

by Ass-Kicker 297 December 6, 2016