fire helmet

When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.

Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

Where the helmet ends

At the very tip of the penis...At the extreme end of someting...The end of the line...The end of the rope...Final resting place...At the tip of something...

Dis street sign sez "Dead End"...We at where the helmet ends.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

helmet head

When soldiers out at war have nothing better to do.

Hey, if you promise not to tell my wife, I'll give you nice helmet head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

space helmet

V. To envelope one's head in the vagina of a woman.

N. The woman this is done to.

N. The act of.

I pulled a space helmet on my dog.

by Hizzo February 26, 2005

santa's little helper

santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it

Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.

by MayaEA July 10, 2006

Helmet fire

Committing an extremely dim-witted act or string of acts while massively confused and engaged in any activity which requires the use of a helmet.

A. Dude, did you see that game last night where that dumbass defensive end intercepted that pass then ran it in to the wrong end zone? What a helmet fire.

B. Guss Grissom must have been having a serious helmet fire when he blew the door of his space capsule and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.

by MCD32 November 16, 2010

Helmet

A device worn by special people like you.

Now now, Remugsum and Michael, remember your helmets, and make sure to catch the short bus!

by IXAM May 27, 2008