heavy porn

the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.

No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.

by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020

Heavy Kid

Kieran Ryan

Hes a Heavy Kid him bro

by Bumboclat July 27, 2020

Heavy Deal

Something that has become too complicated, difficult or uncomfortable to be worth it or, where because of the above mentioned, has ceased to be enjoyable or worthwhile.

I used to study really hard for my exams, but last week I had a nervous breakdown, so for me the whole thing has become just too much of a heavy deal.

I used to go to a salsa class, but the relationships there made it difficult, so I stopped going, it just became a heavy deal.

by saddlehome October 6, 2012

Heavy Freight

A teen with an awesome boob endowment.

More so when coupled with slim hips and legs.

See also Yulia Nova the Russian Big Boob starlette

Man One: (noticing a well filled T) Betcha don't get many of them to the pound.

Man Two: Nah! Such big breathes and only 16.

Man One: yeah, some real heavy freight under there

by travelling_man January 28, 2013

no heavy vetting

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.

I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…

by pizdyetz_malish November 10, 2012

Corrs Heavy

Having a dream where all three Corrs sisters are enjoying your presence in bed with them

It was a Corrs Heavy dream, those girls are gaelic-ous

by Woodster81 March 12, 2012

Heavy on the Flys

When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.

-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"

by AJY January 1, 2012