Halo 3

A game that all blind xbots will buy and praise no matter how bad (or good) it actually is

Halo 3 could end up being a 2 hour video of Master Chief jacking off and xbots will STILL proclaim it to be the greatest game of all

by Bushwhip(but call me Swip) July 20, 2008

halo 2

A very worthless and retarded game. Made for nerds with no life and fat peole who like to eat twinkees. There is apsolutely no skill to this game everyone cheats.

Halo 2 is a game for cheaters. No one is legit in this game.

by Frank Lee Dontgivadam May 11, 2006

Halo 2

I have a French copy of this game. Without a doubt, it is the best game I have ever played in my entire life. There is a huge twist that will make you go "Woah! Forreal? SWEET!" and then you will blow a load in your pants.

Bob: Dude check this out, I bought a PS2!
Me: Cool! I have an Xbox!
Bob: *Immediatley kills self*
Me: *Plays Halo 2*
Me: *Blows massive load in pants*

by Halo 2 Owns Your Socks October 22, 2004

halo 4

This game will never exist. Bungie Studios, the developers of Halo, has confirmed that Halo 3 will be "the end of this story arc" which means that after Halo 3 is released, they will work on a new intellectual property. Their next game is rumored to be Pimps at Sea.

Screw Halo 4, I want to play PaS.

by motbob September 11, 2008

halo pub

the most amazing ice cream in the world. it's really dark in there, but you don't care, because you just want your hard vanilla in a wafer cone, or one of their 23908093 other flavors. you love that the water is free. you like their little trash cans that look like they belong under a cow's udder. speaking of cows, they line the walls, along with anything to do with dairy. and spoons. you always see someone you know in there, because you can't really go a week without being in heaven.

i went to halo pub today and i had an orgasm while eating my ice cream.

by Ali :) March 22, 2008

halolja

pronounced: huh-ah-loh-uh-l-j-ah

a phrase of responsive explosive laughter strewn together from common short hand cyberspace expressions of joy: "HAHA", "LOL" and the popular Spanglish internet idiom "JAJA"

haha lol jaja

In the context of a "web chat" which can be found on AIM, Facebook, or any stalker-net service provided to literally anyone:

I_like_little_girls848542569: "Hey lil'Carol_age7, so there once was this blonde, redhead, and brunette that were all chilling in the pregnancy area at the doctors office. They start to make some small talk and the brunette brings up how you can determine the gender of the baby by the the sex position. So the brunette goes, 'Well since i was on top, I'm going to have a girl.' Then the red head realizes, 'Well i was on bottom, so I'm going to have a boy.' After a moments pause the blonde exclaims, "Shit! I'm going to have a puppy!"

li'Carol_age7: "Halolja I_like_little_girls848542569!!!! You are soo funny....halolja, halolja!!

by Colleen Cameron Erin December 19, 2008

Halo:Blow

When you are so absorbed into Halo:Reach, that your girlfriend has to give you a blowjob while you are still playing...

Trae was so into halo, that he had to have his girlfriend Halo:Blow him while he was still playing campain

by TehawkwardTortillaChip January 25, 2011