Half-nighter

Like an allnighter, but only halfway

Generic Douchecanoe: "Ey man why werent you at the party last night"

Generic Student: "I was doing a half-nighter"

by AMajesticPotato December 7, 2014

Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.

He was half-aborted looking

by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.

"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".

by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009

Half-Normal

The condition of being partially insane.

As my daddy would say, you're half-normal!

by H4xorLOL July 6, 2009

half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat

While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".

by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010

Half-Bisexual

A sexuality term made to tell someone you're either straight or gay, with an extra sprinkle of stupidity of confusing the already confused human being talked to .

I'm Half-Bisexual ! I think I'm so cool being either one of two things that already exist, because that's quirky !

by ThyHeadIdiotOfThemAll November 4, 2022