Generic Douchecanoe: "Ey man why werent you at the party last night"
Generic Student: "I was doing a half-nighter"
Generic Student: "I was doing a half-nighter"
by AMajesticPotato December 7, 2014

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.
It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
He was half-aborted looking
by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009

by H4xorLOL July 6, 2009

While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010

A sexuality term made to tell someone you're either straight or gay, with an extra sprinkle of stupidity of confusing the already confused human being talked to .
I'm Half-Bisexual ! I think I'm so cool being either one of two things that already exist, because that's quirky !
by ThyHeadIdiotOfThemAll November 4, 2022
