hooker

Originating from Gen. Hooker's men in the civil war. he did not like his men being with prostitutes in D.C. so he removed them from the city. After he was removed of power the prostitutes came back and to mock gen. hooker they called the women hookers.

That hooker over there only charges 20$ for a @@

by justin centeno December 10, 2007

Hooker Face

A very sexual being that wears nothing.. but a mask.

Last night.. i had encounter with a hooker face. it was one of the best nights of my life.

by vackey1 January 9, 2009

Hooker

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position

I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!

by thelittleredgnome May 5, 2011

Hootersmoker

A cross dressing, substance abusing, irc addict.

I am getting that restraining order against Hootersmoker.

by Blah May 18, 2003

dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

hooker

Martha Stewart's dream career.

Good thing for every living (and a few non-living) creatures Martha Stewart aint a hooker.

by shruikan April 5, 2007

hookeresque

A style of dress found typically on prostitutes, but instead found on a non-prostitute, usually over 40 years old.

When Hilary was wearing those fuck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even Bill wanted to bang her.

by Shelly Gass February 4, 2008