Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,

"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"

by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009

Digging your own grave

Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.

"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.

by Suburbanz71 May 31, 2019

Government Mule

Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.

Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!

by SKI_R-d-obot October 28, 2006

Fingerless Gloves

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.

It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011

government

Something that everyone would be better off if there was less of.

Don't you just love how the government takes your money and dumps it into the toilet?

by The DON October 16, 2002

Governmentally Skullfucked

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.

We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

by Marky mark and de funky bunch! August 7, 2010

rusty glove

a condom that has been used in the anus

After a session with Ernie, Bert threw away his rusty glove.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007