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texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.
Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip
by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017
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Vag Grip (v.g.)

When a vagina grips down onto the shaft of a penis, or other phalic object with kegal muscles.
I drove Ben wild with my vag grip (v.g.) while riding his shaft last night
by Merochsa December 18, 2016
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Necrotic Grip

When you dig a bitch out of the grave to get a hand job.
Guy #1: "Bro I just got a Necrotic Grip last night"
Guy #2: "You make sure to re-bury her?"
by HE HE HA HA September 28, 2021
mugGet the Necrotic Gripmug.

Grip and Go

An insult directed towards males implying that the subject in question ejaculates fast.

"Grip" means to hold the penis, and "Go" is the cum immediately exiting the penis after just one grasp.
"Johnny's such a dick. I bet he's a Grip and Go too.
by impadop September 12, 2022
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get a grip fucker

used by a gay person while getting gay butt sexed
by balls:) May 30, 2022
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Life grip

a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.
by Ohsnaappp April 5, 2011
mugGet the Life gripmug.

panda grip

When you're in the middle of doing something really intense and your hands clench up.
During a particularly intense fight, he unknowingly applied a panda grip on his controller, completely destroying it.
by Hernicus October 17, 2024
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