texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.

Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip

by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017

Vag Grip (v.g.)

When a vagina grips down onto the shaft of a penis, or other phalic object with kegal muscles.

I drove Ben wild with my vag grip (v.g.) while riding his shaft last night

by Merochsa December 18, 2016

Necrotic Grip

When you dig a bitch out of the grave to get a hand job.

Guy #1: "Bro I just got a Necrotic Grip last night"
Guy #2: "You make sure to re-bury her?"

by HE HE HA HA September 28, 2021

Grip and Go

An insult directed towards males implying that the subject in question ejaculates fast.

"Grip" means to hold the penis, and "Go" is the cum immediately exiting the penis after just one grasp.

"Johnny's such a dick. I bet he's a Grip and Go too.

by impadop September 12, 2022

get a grip fucker

used by a gay person while getting gay butt sexed

how fucking stupid are you like get a grip fucker

by balls:) May 30, 2022

Life grip

The opposite of death grip.

a grip so tight even chuck norris's round house kick would have trouble breaking." " Hes studied.... LIFE GRIP, we cant even hope to win.

by Ohsnaappp April 5, 2011

panda grip

When you're in the middle of doing something really intense and your hands clench up.

During a particularly intense fight, he unknowingly applied a panda grip on his controller, completely destroying it.

by Hernicus October 17, 2024