Greasebag

Georgia

Ewww georgia has really greasy hair shes a greasebag

by Elightex August 28, 2017

Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019

grease film

A poorly-produced low budget porno flick; usually done in and around a Canadian trailer park.

“J-Roc’s making his little ‘grease film’ here and he thought it’s appropriate for me to just start slapping that lady on her bum but I’m not comfortable doing that, to tell you the truth.”

“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”

by zatchbell622 March 14, 2019

Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Greasy Dump Bees

Bees that fly around ricky because hes covered in garbage juices and soda sugar, especially when he is recycling old cans.

Ricky:Ahh fuckin dump bees!!!
Bubbles:Ahh get them off,Get them off!!!
Greasy Dump Bees

by Beanzy_94 March 31, 2019