A "Greg Grunzel" is someone who represents the highest and most purest form of complete trash. This person provides zero value to anyone and has no real purpose in life. Most likely born in a dumpster in Erie, Pennsylvania.
by You Are Trash Greg September 9, 2021
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He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.
If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.
If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
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