Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time

me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet

by jayareaye April 16, 2014

Goon-wagon

The ultimate version of a goon

A goon-wagon is someone who takes goon name to a whole new level.

"Hey that dude is a goon"

"Naw man, he is a goon-wagon"

by goonwagon October 2, 2014

GOON AND COON NIGHT

The poor student version of the wealthy high class fancy party.

Ahh fuck yeah goon and coon night cant wait to get all up in that coon!!

by Tryin to fly to marz barz April 8, 2017

goofy tune

Someone who plays goofy music that only they know on the aux. Usually sings loudly over the music in an exaggerated impressionation.

"Man that Logan kid sure is a real goofy tune!"

"Yeah! Shelby gets super crunk when he goofs out though."

by Unreligion April 17, 2017

goon

A fool, or an uneducated being.

Tyler was such a goon that he got into by a firetruck.

by 567jghk June 11, 2017

Gooey mooey

Female genital parts that have become exceptionally wet and sticky from Sexual arousal and or ejaculation.

After shagging her man for 3 hours she had a right old gooey mooey (wet and sticky vagina).

by Quiffsniffer July 3, 2017

goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.

After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.

by Socks22 July 16, 2017