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Pedo-Gooning

Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.
I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.
by AdolfJizzler June 2, 2024
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Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to
I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞
by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025
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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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Hungarian flicker gooning

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.
"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.

He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025
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Giga-gooning

Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.
Man, I can't stream Happy Gilmore 2 because Rinthen is giga-gooning in his room!
by anonymous August 4, 2025
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Goon

Man 1 “That nigga is quite the goon
Man 2 “Yes indeed my fellow nigga”
by hockey_lover11 April 24, 2020
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Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.
Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”
by J Manchester January 19, 2025
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