by Dapes the staint hustler February 18, 2025
Get the Goo dropsmug. by sapandley February 16, 2024
Get the bu goomug. A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!
Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???
Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???
Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012
Get the Tubby Goo Monstermug. Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018
Get the Willy Goomug. Teacher: Ok class. Now how would an elephant banana a computer without the use of a refrigerator?
Student: Ooh! Ooh! I know! The fring the goo exctractulator!
Teacher: Correct!
Student: Ooh! Ooh! I know! The fring the goo exctractulator!
Teacher: Correct!
by Rubix_Ninja_53 March 13, 2024
Get the Goo exctractulatormug. A goo slaper is a person goes in to public and slaps the stomachs of pregnant men until the child turns into mush
by Ed sheeran ID#5 April 14, 2023
Get the Goo slapermug. Goo
n. Informal
1. A food consisting of: 1 pack of cheap instant chicken flavoured noodles, 1 pouch of carbonara sauce, 250g of cheese and a garnish of ketchup (preferably expensive ketchup). It is a off white coloured substance with an odd dash of red, with the viscosity and texture of cement. Its traditions remain largely unknown, however, it is usually consumed whenst hungover. Its consumptionis commonly accompanied with disproval by the surrounding people as it is truly disgusting and subhuman. However some would argue it is in fact delicious.
n. Informal
1. A food consisting of: 1 pack of cheap instant chicken flavoured noodles, 1 pouch of carbonara sauce, 250g of cheese and a garnish of ketchup (preferably expensive ketchup). It is a off white coloured substance with an odd dash of red, with the viscosity and texture of cement. Its traditions remain largely unknown, however, it is usually consumed whenst hungover. Its consumptionis commonly accompanied with disproval by the surrounding people as it is truly disgusting and subhuman. However some would argue it is in fact delicious.
"Oh look Cathy, a have a big plate of goo to help you get over your hangover!" exclaimed Declan.
"Excuse me while I go vomit, I can't believe I nearly ate goo" cried Cathy.
"Your both really weird" stated Zeebee.
"Excuse me while I go vomit, I can't believe I nearly ate goo" cried Cathy.
"Your both really weird" stated Zeebee.
by K-is-for-cunt November 29, 2016
Get the Goomug.