Golden Snatch: The amazing pussy, the one who tops the rest. The one you'll never forget. No matter how hard you try, you always want & compare.
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Get the Golden Coffee mug.The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.
I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more
by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020
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Never needs a man she’s what a man needs
Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality
She is worth her weight in gold
No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸
Never needs a man she’s what a man needs
Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality
She is worth her weight in gold
No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸
by CHBK November 2, 2020
Get the Golden Girl mug.A bottle or jug, usually gallon size, filled with urine and thrown on the side of the freeway by truckers who don't want to stop to take a piss. Usually explodes when dropped or thrown, smells of death. Legend has it, if you can return the slipper to the trucker who created it, it will turn to solid gold and he becomes your very own personal angel.
Person 1:Holy shit, did you see that truckers golden slipper explode when it hit the concrete!?
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!
by pipefitter September 5, 2017
Get the Golden Slipper mug.A geeky looking dude who wears glasses and a beard, as well as a goofy hairstyle. This guy also tends to stutter and come up with weird playful insults. Typically dresses in clothes that do not match and he even walks like he's messed up in the head. He has a bad habit of blurting things out of no where. He never takes his head phones out of his ears, even to save his life.
Generally has good taste in music and video games, but not much else. Is addicted to television and movies. Is possibly a closeted homosexual. He also has violent tendencies and others must not let their guard down around him. Golden Koi can be a loveable guy, but also a major pain in the ass.
At the end of the day, Golden Koi is a human being and should be respected as such. Doesn't mean you have to kiss his ass, but simply be considerate of him, as you would be of anyone else.
Generally has good taste in music and video games, but not much else. Is addicted to television and movies. Is possibly a closeted homosexual. He also has violent tendencies and others must not let their guard down around him. Golden Koi can be a loveable guy, but also a major pain in the ass.
At the end of the day, Golden Koi is a human being and should be respected as such. Doesn't mean you have to kiss his ass, but simply be considerate of him, as you would be of anyone else.
by CorpseYokel October 12, 2017
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