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Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018
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Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
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Golden Zeppelin

When two men dock and proceed to urinate simultaneously, creating a "balloon full of piss".
I did the Golden Zeppelin with Greg last night, damn thing burst and went in my eye!
by Small yet prominent November 11, 2019
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Golden Moment

OMG he made me laugh so hard I had a golden moment!
by Brothaontheinside November 18, 2019
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Golden Card

A person who threatens to commit suicide to get what they want
I wanted to break up with him but the moment I tried to get out he pulled the golden card
by Stage4fears March 20, 2019
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Golden Slipper

A bottle or jug, usually gallon size, filled with urine and thrown on the side of the freeway by truckers who don't want to stop to take a piss. Usually explodes when dropped or thrown, smells of death. Legend has it, if you can return the slipper to the trucker who created it, it will turn to solid gold and he becomes your very own personal angel.
Person 1:Holy shit, did you see that truckers golden slipper explode when it hit the concrete!?
Person 2: Fuck dude, I can smell it from here!
by pipefitter September 5, 2017
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Golden Koi

A geeky looking dude who wears glasses and a beard, as well as a goofy hairstyle. This guy also tends to stutter and come up with weird playful insults. Typically dresses in clothes that do not match and he even walks like he's messed up in the head. He has a bad habit of blurting things out of no where. He never takes his head phones out of his ears, even to save his life.

Generally has good taste in music and video games, but not much else. Is addicted to television and movies. Is possibly a closeted homosexual. He also has violent tendencies and others must not let their guard down around him. Golden Koi can be a loveable guy, but also a major pain in the ass.

At the end of the day, Golden Koi is a human being and should be respected as such. Doesn't mean you have to kiss his ass, but simply be considerate of him, as you would be of anyone else.
Oh God. There comes ol' Golden Koi. This guy is fucking annoying sometimes.... Bless his heart.
by CorpseYokel October 12, 2017
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