Fog goggles

The act of masturbating and ejaculation into your eyes creating the visiual affect of fogged up goggles.

Aw man I came too early and I got fog goggles.

My girl bitch slapped me after I came on her face and gave her fog goggles before she went to work.

My hoe was blowing me last night and I forgot to tell her that I was about to bust and the bitch got mad because she doesn't like having fog goggles.

by Specter 308 November 29, 2010

ass goblet

Some one that is extremely gay!

What the Hell Matt Kerr! You are such as ASS GOBLET!

by Paul Davidson June 14, 2003

furry goblet

The furry goblet is another name for the vagina or front bottom or even cunt. It would normally be used in the context of someone who drinks from the furry goblet, normally a lesbian.

Tonight darling, I would like to drink from your furry goblet. OR I bet she drinks from the furry goblet!

by Julian Patrick May 7, 2008

asain goggles

you don't want to know

Rodrigo: hey miss has asain goggles

by LHS_Biology March 27, 2009

goggled

intoxication due to excees consumption of alcohol

smashed, drunk, too many to drink, off your head - he's goggled

by James DDDDD November 6, 2006

Poop Goggles

defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.

dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.

by THEULTIMATEBORSKI November 4, 2008

Queer Goggles

The developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heterosexual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.

Smith : "Hey Jones, I suppose it wouldn't help if I told Williams that I wasn't gay"

Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"

Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".

Person 2: "Good luck with that!"

by ytl127qxvnj42 June 16, 2009