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pay girlfriend

a new trend, regular girls that you pay to have sex with, not hookers, normally u meet them in the club or at major functions i.e. football games, concerts. Easy then trying to meet girls when u travel alot. and less headaches
Everytime i go to famu homecoming, i see red, she is my pay girlfriend, for a half of stack i get everything including killa head.
by bert2 December 18, 2005
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girlfriend

something that i will never get becuase of fake wordboyfriend/words.
I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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Jealous Girlfriending

verb.
The act of calling someone repeatedly, even though the person on the other line doesn't answer the phone.
Mike: Damn, Jenny was jealous girlfriending me the whole time I was out last night. She called my cell phone like 37 times.
Jim: I thought you were only out for like an hour?
Mike: I was! She is just crazy like that.
by LukeG November 3, 2007
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square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend

Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.
We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.

Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!
by WhatDivaWants July 19, 2007
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Donkey Ex Girlfriend

Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.
Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!

Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"

Jimmy: Stop saying that!

Jerry: I am pink.
by Aardvark Ex Boyfriend February 1, 2009
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Unicorns killed my girlfriend

A gay crunkcore band who

nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
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Future ex girlfriend

Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!

A few days later . . .

Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009
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