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Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going
Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night
by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025
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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025
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Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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Greasy Chicken Wing

When you lube up and fuck a fat woman’s armpit.
I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!
by Vermont Department of Health January 1, 2026
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Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).
It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.
by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010
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The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
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Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.
You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe
by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019
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