Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.
Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.
by jhdemicco February 28, 2013
Get the Google Diligencemug. The Google Employee....
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
by brunchenthusiast4576 November 21, 2019
Get the Google Employeemug. by oogoom May 1, 2009
Get the google-miliatemug. When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.
by bango_15 July 20, 2018
Get the Google-jukedmug. John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"
Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"
Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"
by Luscan December 1, 2011
Get the Google Pingermug. a hypothetical website or application in which kids content is plentiful. used as an insult to "cringe" content, stating the "cringe" creator was banned from said website.
by Noctone April 7, 2023
Get the Google Gigglesmug. by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017
Get the google historymug.