- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."
For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
by dirtydog October 10, 2003
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Girlfriend;
"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!
"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!
by intoxicating March 2, 2009
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*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!
by BBWolf September 2, 2006
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I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
by Loc0Gring0 January 11, 2022
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Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
by A man's man August 8, 2006
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Get the pseudo girlfriend mug.The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.
by Nac.I.Xem June 17, 2009
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