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The Gary

"Hey man, I don't know what to order. What are you getting?"

"I think I'm gonna do The Gary."

"That sounds good. I'll do The Gary as well."
by TMITCH August 11, 2014
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The Gary

person X: heloooooooo
person Y: .
person X: u ayt?
person Y: .

(tumbleweed blows in the wind)

person X: dnt do "The Gary" on meeee!
by ash April 10, 2005
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the Gary Busey

The act of mounting your significant other on a wall, restraining their limbs with HDMI cables and ramming a smoldering hot stick repeatedly into their anus and/or vagina while screaming random bullshit (also known as "the Fire TV Stick").
"i gave my wife the gary busey and now she gets all the channels
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
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DIRTY GARY

The act of ejaculating while not even touching your own small cock while holding, cleaning, or otherwise maintaining with both of your hands the dick of a well hung stud while he is fucking your wife/girlfriend or after he just fucked your wife/girlfriend.
Last night in the cabin, I was taping Jeff fucking Tara and Bill fucking Sarah. While in missionary position, neither could simultaneously hold their weight off them plus unload on their stomachs. Surprisingly, their husbands who had been watching from the sidelines sprung into action and a double Dirty Gary ensued.
by SPWD July 5, 2008
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hot gary

Similar to a hot carl, except the defacator has diarrhea.
I wanted a hot carl, but I accidentally got a hot gary instead.
by Gam Dang February 6, 2010
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The Gary Show

The Gary Show (Rock Band 1994-1996)

A rock band based in Dix Hills, New York.

Best known for their piercing and typically off-key covers of Guns N' Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" and Poison's "Sweet Child of Mine", The Gary Show performed live in backyards and bar mitzvahs across Long Island, New York.
by David St. Hubbins July 30, 2009
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The Ol' Gary

When someone (a troll) messes up your day by stopping you as your about to do something awesome. Like Gary Oak, from the original Pokemon Red & Blue games.

Pokemon = Real Life
1 pkmn, and it's health is red = you need to pee
half pokemon are poisoned = you need to vomit
half pokemon are lower leveled = you need to go NOW.

Gary Oak comes out as you're at the exit of the cave and challenges you to a battle.
=
That really annoying person who you dont like, but are nice to anyways, comes out as you're about to leave this totally boring place and guilt-trips you into staying.

Yeah, that guy just pulled the ol' Gary.
Has anyone got Pokemon Black and White yet?
Girl: Awww man!
Guy: What???
Girl: N just pulled the ol' Gary on me. :C

Girl: Wow, I should be leaving now....
Annoying guy who likes girl: Oh!! Why?! :C
Girl: Well, uhh.....I have to....go pick up some groceries!
Annoying guy who likes girl: But the store's several miles away and you cant drive yet. :/
Girl:..............haaaa I was just testing...you! (oh gosh...he just pulled the ol' Gary...)
by NsGIRLFRIEND March 27, 2011
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