Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.

Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!

by Buttsexisdirty May 31, 2011

fried

To get caught doing something your not suppose to. Like cheating.

Walk up to someone that is leadin ya boy on...just say Your Fried!

by Death In Numberz August 13, 2005

shrimp fried taco

1.)a taco with shrimp fried in a doughy batter 2.)a chinese vagina, poon, cunt, taco, hole with no ending 3.) a poon puked on after eating a delicious meal at red lobster

1.) Dude that shrimp fried taco had a pube in it. 2.)When I was in China I put it in a shrimp fried taco. 3.) Dude, I banged this chick so hard I got sick and gave her a shrimp fried taco!!!

by RoNaLd McDoNaLd January 29, 2004

fried out

is the act when somebody has been smoking "frizzles" or crystal meth. They become "frizzled" or "fried out", usually you can tell if their eyes look a little wider than usual.

Jan: "Look at Frank's eyes!"
Fred: "Oh, he's justs fried out"
Jan: "Don't tell me he's on the frizzles again."

by Kilo Ghost June 4, 2016

Fried butter

When one proceeds to go to a nudist beach and the finds a woman who is tanning the vaginal region. Then said person proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the woman.

I went to the nudist beach and had fried butter with the hottest Latino

by Pu$$yslayer69 September 12, 2016

fried, died and laid to the side

Someone who is unattractive in a unnecessary manner.

I went to meet a dude named Cardel and he was fried, died and laid to the side.

by Summer smiths August 16, 2016

fried

too funny to be true or something that's very exciting

did you go to that party last night? it was fried

by nattychamp234 November 19, 2018