farmer blow

noun: to blow a big wad of snot out of one nostril while holding the other nostril closed by pressing on the side of the nose with the index finger or thumb.

When done properly, a farmer blow completely clears the nasal passage and the small amount of snot remaining on your nose can be wiped off on the back of your glove or on your sleeve. Good if you do things outdoors a lot and don't want the mess on a handkerchief in your pocket.

by Jubilation T. Corndog October 15, 2006

Fap Farmer

Equivalent to a jackoff or a wanker. Also a term for masturbating excessively.

That dude is a total fap farmer.

by DangerCain March 11, 2015

pickle farmer

One who enjoys another individual's penis.
However, this term is more widely used in regards to male homosexuals.

Joe is definitely a pickle farmer, did you see the way he was staring at that man's package.

by b_killin' foos August 7, 2006

Olympic Flame

People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don't go out.

Also see: slam-clicker

They're like the Olympic Flame...they never go out.

by zorrobubba August 16, 2009

reverse appalachian farmer

A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.

"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"

by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008

jizz farmer

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks

look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer

by luron November 4, 2008

fame

what happens to you when you give an acceptance speech in front of Kanye West

Imma letchu finish, but it's important for you to know that I, kanye west, have a burning uncontrollable desire to make an ass of myself in the most hilarious and racist way possible. Taylor since you aren't yet famous enough, here's a little bit more fame to help you feel better about being embaressed in front of the whole world. Don't feel so bad, you'll make millions off this.

by mostlyincorrectdefinition December 30, 2010