Foot-ass

Action to describe extreme situations where you can't think of what to say because you're stoned.

I slammed my ankle into some iron and I yelled 'my f'ing foot-ass foot hurts.

by TinkerJo June 7, 2009

foot selfie

The act of taking a picture of your bare feet and posting it on social media for all to see

foot selfie is liyfe

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

splaw-foot

A friend's family idiom describing a clumsy person who stumbles over his own feet

He is splaw-footed which is why he stumbles so often.

by Barbsie September 26, 2021

Foot Smash

To insert ones foot into a vagina with repetitive force

"hey Jim, how'd you break your foot"

"I foot smash this birds cunt, yo"

"niiiice"

by hms 286336 June 28, 2009

stagger foot

The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk.

Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2021

foot fall

when you trip over your own foot while walking normaly

at lunch Janette took a foot fall

by chocolate pig feet December 9, 2016

pub foot

when you come home from a pub or bar and your foot just doesn't look the same because it has some strange substance all over it that has been permanently stamped in through the stomping of other people's feet.

Did you see Jimmy's pub foot today? Yeah, he must have been wasted last night at the bar to come home with a foot like that.

by Ralphina January 13, 2008