The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime

I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

bubble flu

Hoarse voice similar to or sounding like laryngitis brought on by smoking too much methamphetamine in bubble pipe.

That fool ain't sick I think he has the bubble flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018

shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018