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Eastern Florida State College 

A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.
Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.

Waldo Florida 

A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.
Waldo Florida is a very small city in the state of Florida.

[FT.Drum Florida] 

Just north of Okeechobee A outlaw, one horse, cowboy, redneck small town, were all there is a general store and a country kitchen and cows out number people. The biggest plot of land is a place called Bullhead Ranch (little heaven on earth) which is owned by two kids who live in a trailer and bunch cows and scrap metal for a living. There is good hunting for hog, alligator, dove, and turkey. If you wanna see real rednecks of Florida go to "FT.Drum Florida".

Boots in Florida 

Something that only ratchet ass hoes do it ain't cold here fool
" why the hell that girl wearing boots in Florida?" "I don't know she's just ratchet"

8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida 

schizophrenics headquarters
"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."

Trinity, Florida 

Trinity

Officially named to separate itself from surrounding New Port Richey. Trinity has come a long way and is still growing. The MEDIAN annual family income within a mile and half radius is a little under $100,000. The MEDIAN income within 2 to 3 mile radius is around $85,000-75,000.

The neighborhoods consist of Trinity Oaks, Trinity, Fox Hollow, Champions Club, Thousand Oaks, Thousand Oaks East, Wyndtree, Chelsea Place, Heritage Springs, The Sabals, Trinity West. New neighborhoods are mapped out to start building, but will start when the economy picks up again.

Home prices range from $250,000 to over 2 million dollars. The MEDIAN home value in Trinity is around $450,000.

The high school serving Trinity students is J.W. Mitchell High School. A new high school will be built in Holiday, this will keep J.W. Mitchell strictly for Trinity residents because of it's growing population. Seven Springs Middle school is for the younger student population in Trinity.

Trinity consists of many retail shops, luxury restaurants and many spas to enjoy alone time. Trinity also is surrounded by many golf courses so the residents can enjoy a round whenever they choose. The new Trinity Town Center is being built, even though it was predicted to be done in 2008, the economy has its building process slowing down. It should be done within the next year. The Town Center will consist of luxury retail shops, luxury restaurants, Doctors offices, Daycare, Law firms, etc.

More Superficial Glance:

The average cars you see within the Trinity area are Mercedes, BMW's, Cadillac's, Porche's, Honda's, Land Rover's, Pick-up trucks, Hummer's, Lexus's, Toyota's.

Once in awhile you will witness some super elite cars such as Bentley's, Ferrari's, Aston Martin's, Mercedes SL500's, Audi R8's, Rolls Royce.

Trinity is growing to be one of the biggest cities within Pasco County. It's considered to be a beautiful and luxurious place to live, miles from Tampa and from beaches.
"So this is Trinity, Florida..it's nice"

"Are you one of those Trinity, Florida people?"

"Trinity, Florida people are stuck up"
Trinity, Florida by JF70 May 5, 2009