Cup Final Team

For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.

"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."

"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"

"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"

"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"

"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"

"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"

by Back_to_Reality February 9, 2019

jimmy filayyyy

They don’t call him Jimmy Filayyyy for no reason , he will be your jelly to your peanut butter. The name Jimmy is rare , as they say he’s a different breed. He’s got that Asian Persuasion, or you can also say, he’s got that Juice. If you find a Jimmy Filayyyy, you don’t wanna miss out, he’ll hit you with the cross cross tween behind the back and you’ll be in his rear view mirror

damn you’re like a jimmy filayyyy

by Jimmy Filayyyy September 2, 2019

supernatural finale

The last episode of the series Supernatural. It will forever go down as the worst series finale, after they completely destroyed every characters growth and disregarded their arcs. Some people like it, and thats valid, but to many fans, this finale was like getting spit in the face over and over again.

Jensen: “The fans arent going to like the Supernatural Finale”
Writers: “Shut up theyll love it, we made sure to make it extra bad”

by ijustwantedagoodfinale November 22, 2020

the final vape

when you suck up yo homies farts then breath them all over your girl

yo im finna take the final vape tonight, bend over bro

by dontvape/eatfood December 28, 2020

Objective Finance

Probably the best thing to ever happen to Mankind.

Aiden saw the guaranteed benefit of Objective finance.

by TheZestyPepperoni February 10, 2021

The final blow

A form of nutting where the nutter proceeds to place their testicles through the hole of a brick.
The next step is to start nutting as per usual but just before the climax another brick is dropped making contact with the testicles delivering a final blow of semen

I’m reaching my death, it’s time for the final blow

by Curriedurry January 30, 2022

The final fuck you

A phrase for when someone delivers their last insult before walking away. The insult is usually masked.

"Please come to my wedding!" She said, handing her ex-boyfriend an invitation.

"And thereʻs the final fuck you."

by Areum Yoo March 14, 2022