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festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.
1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.
by J-Fizz August 27, 2005
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festive collar

When a shirt or sweater's collar is worn vertical similiar to a turtleneck, but not necessarily popped out, it is a festive collar.
Nick: I have a festive collar for the occasion.
Brian: You mean it's popped, don't you?
Nick: No... festive.
by knack4life November 24, 2009
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lashus festuviat

To engage in heavy drink among friends, with regards to the excesses of Roman festivals mimicking the latin nominative tense.
We're off for a bit of lashus festuviat.
by Swissvictim November 26, 2010
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Scott Baio Film Festival

An event or gathering that elicits an expectation of low attendance or no enthusiasm. Coined by Psychology Today writer Jeff Pearlman.
"Are you going to John's party?"
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."

"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."
by scott_baio_ruins_everything April 21, 2010
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festie

A music festival generally lasting several days.
Are you going to that festie in nor cal this summer?
by wonder_wingnut April 20, 2011
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ragtime festival

When a group of women all get their periods at the same time.
At the office today, it was nothing but a ragtime festival. All of the women in accounting were bitching about the vending machine being out of chocolate - the whole freakin' day.
by lemon40 October 25, 2007
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festivalfanny

refers to relationships at weekend out at a festival in which one has only a box of wet-ones to clean up with.
Hey Sarah, do you want to come back to my tent tonight?

I'd love to Gareth, but I have the worst festivalfanny since Woodstock '94.
by retard99608 September 20, 2009
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