Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

a small corn farmer

a small corn farmer sits all day in his farm

a small corn farmer will break his phone after losing in 2 rap battles

by GreenScout but he just j May 26, 2022

Farmer will

The. Best. TikToker. Ever.

“Hey! Did you see that love islander rolling around with a pig”

“Oh yeah farmer will always does that”

by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023

Fuck Farmer

A individual who harvests fucks. But usually has none to give.

If I was a fuck farmer I'd be broke.

by Jdubs22 April 11, 2017

Farmer wall

Someone who looses so many times he has to ban his sky bet account

Farmer wall missed again I guess he’ll be in the wall next week

by Farmer wall June 19, 2023

ava farmer

Ava is a tall brunette and is very athletic . She’s so pretty and don’t lose her she is the most generous person you’ll ever meet. But here are two cons of Ava. Ava seems so innocent in the beginning but when you go to her house for the very first sleepover she will drag you down to hell and torture you till the morning. The other one is she thinks she can dance like a black person but she actually looks like a chicken. All things aside she is so perfect and special in odd ways.

Guy 1: “I met this girl named Ava Farmer she’s a total hottie and she is so polite”
Guy 2: “She’s coming over here now”
Ava: WASSSSSUP BITCHES

by Penelope Bargs May 1, 2018