Best Friend

The twin you never knew you had who laughs at your pain and misery, walks in on you, steals/eats all your food, and will never let you leave them.

MY BEST FRIEND JUST MOVED AWAY AND IM DEPRESSED!

by huwehwhuf November 1, 2018

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020

Drunk Friends

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.

I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.

by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011

Imaginary Friend

A "character" created by the imagination to keep a person company. Sometimes, it can be difficult for the person to recognise that their "friend" is not real; at other times, they can be recognised as not being real, but are still used to offer comfort and company.

When I was three, I had one imaginary friend. When I was thirteen, I had five.

by Peeves April 12, 2004

Friday O'Clock Shadow

The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.

"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."

by Jeremy Ampe December 9, 2008

Friderday

a friday night that extends well past Saturday afternoon.

Dude, what day is it? It's Friderday man...

by twilightsaga2 January 13, 2010

friend thinning

The act of deleting friends on Facebook whom you haven't talked to in a long time and/or don't plan on talking to again. Sometimes done to escape bad memories of a person or past.

I've gotta do some serious friend thinning... I've got 2000 friends on Facebook and I haven't talked to most of 'em since high school.

by imbrianfellow November 16, 2010