april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

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can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

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can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

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Hush Fool

Stop talking foolishly. Used when someone is talking nonsense or making fun something/someone.

Hush fool and stop talking crazy. Hush fool you know that's not right.

by BringingLaughs July 16, 2019

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Dully Fool

an idiot a fool, a silly person

"this you?"- Person 1 (dully fool in question)
"that isn't me you dully fool" -Person 2

by fullydully April 15, 2021

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Whoopty Fool

A chick who looks like a dude in the woman's restroom

I peefd in the club and had to go to the restroom, thought I saw a fine dude-but she was a whoopty fool!

by SweetTXTea February 28, 2011

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A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety

Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.

by Pamann December 16, 2011

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