Japanese English

Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers

Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.
Service = Free item
Cunning = Cheating on Tests
Smart = Slender

by Neoyamaneko December 15, 2003

advanced english

a super hard class

Advanced English is impossible

by 5'1"Racer January 17, 2004

Do you speak English?

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American. The question is pretty much how Americans traveling abroad greet the locals.

Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.

by DonnieMacks October 8, 2008

Godzilla English

In a movie where the Japanese has been replaced with English.The actors lips don't match the words you hear.Derived from classic Godzilla movies,can now be found in Anime or Japanese horror movies.

The movie was in Godzilla English , but we still watched it.

by CYBERKING December 28, 2005

AP English

Synonym for gay. Only gay people take AP english, and therefore, AP english can be swapped out for the word "gay." It is a 100% known fact that if you take the class known as AP english, you are homosexual. Just saying.

"Dude that is so AP english." = "Dude that is so gay"
"Dude you take AP english? You're gay!"
"AP english is actually the gayest thing in the entire world."

by Toasterzzz June 17, 2019

hood english

to speak with nothing but hood slang.

My boy tyrell uses so much hood english when he is drunk i cant understand what the fuck he is saying.

by Thomas kight January 28, 2008

The English Language

The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.

"The primroses glistened in the crepuscular penumbra of the midnight moon, sparkling with the tears of a thousand fairies." -An example of the English language

"Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.

by Stephen Coyle, Hugh McDaid and Shaun Hegarty May 31, 2007