A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!
by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018
Get the dallas ed jonesmug. oh that makes me so motherfucking mad
its ed sheeran af
Ed sheeran asf is when you show hateful intent
as you should tho
its ed sheeran af
Ed sheeran asf is when you show hateful intent
as you should tho
by almightyp November 27, 2020
Get the ed sheeran asfmug. Said when someone uses the exact same insult, just laid upon themselves. Usually the reply is so quick, you don't notice it's the same one being used against you. This is the end-all of the bickering, an automatic win to the argument. This is meant to be used REGARDLESS if the other person's name is Ed, or anything even similar.
Melissa: "That sweater makes you look like a fatty"
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
by SatanIsMyCopilot March 16, 2012
Get the Good One Edmug. by Agent Tony Gunk January 28, 2020
Get the Shrek 2'edmug. 1. Playing so much WoW you simply cant pay attention to what your doing
2. A state where you simply cant play WoW because of Overload
2. A state where you simply cant play WoW because of Overload
by Horde FTW December 13, 2010
Get the WoW-ed Outmug. The act of a man giving a woman the most incredible sexual experience of her life, usually resulting in multiple intense orgasms.
She's gonna need some new sheets after gettin Mikey Bonez-ed.
I Mikey Bonez-ed the hell out of that chick last night...she gon be walkin funny for a week!!!
I Mikey Bonez-ed the hell out of that chick last night...she gon be walkin funny for a week!!!
by therealmandingo May 31, 2011
Get the Mikey Bonez-edmug. Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.
Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
by frostedchaos.com August 30, 2004
Get the pg-13'edmug.