eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

by I am John Doe April 22, 2019

eat out

to kiss, suck, lick a girls vagina

isabell invited her boyfriend over so he could eat out her vajayjay.

by billytomjoebob December 29, 2011

eating pickles

an excuse to hang out with some one and eventually make out with them

I asked her to hang out and she asked what we'd be doing, I didn't want her to know my intentions so I replied, "Eating pickles."

by NAKED MAN $$$$$$ May 23, 2011

Eating Soup

Where one picks up a spoon and pours hot liquid into one's mouth. Then swallows and digests.

Brittany Litany: "Mom, I love eating soup."

Mom: "That's good."

by Brittany Litany December 15, 2008

eat me

if you say someone would eat you it means that you highly like that person, and that if they were a cannibal i would let them eat me.

i would let dylan o'brien eat me.

by shiney77 October 1, 2018

Eat the Bean

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.

Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.

by J.M.B. January 12, 2008

Eating Ravioli

The term Eating Ravioli was coined by the great IamRob or Freakafari. It is the process of eating a girl out when she is on her period and munching on the blood clots.

Sometimes when we are both drunk, we enjoying eating ravioli.

by Sporting16w February 16, 2008