Tower Of Terror-ed

When the elevator you're riding in drops, unintentionally.

How was the elevator ride?
Bro, I just got Tower Of Terror-ed

by Hey-Mickey February 7, 2021

Urb Dic Ed.

Name for an Editor of Urban Dictionary who you submit your definition to.

Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.

The Urb Dic Ed. rejected my definition so now I'm pissed.

The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.

I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?

by chaomainnoodle March 11, 2010

dallas ed jones

A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.

Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!

by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018

Good One Ed

Said when someone uses the exact same insult, just laid upon themselves. Usually the reply is so quick, you don't notice it's the same one being used against you. This is the end-all of the bickering, an automatic win to the argument. This is meant to be used REGARDLESS if the other person's name is Ed, or anything even similar.

Melissa: "That sweater makes you look like a fatty"
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"

Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."

by SatanIsMyCopilot March 16, 2012

ed sheeran asf

When something is ed sheeran asf is when it just hits different

oh that makes me so motherfucking mad
its ed sheeran af

Ed sheeran asf is when you show hateful intent

as you should tho

by almightyp November 27, 2020

pg-13'ed

Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.

Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?

Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"

Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...

by frostedchaos.com August 30, 2004

Urban Dick'tionary-ed

(dik-shun-a-ree-d) v.
Urban Dictionary renamed. This term is used when the editors of the Urban Dictionary "dick you" by not posting a useful and/or funny definition that you have submitted to them.

i subitted my definition for glock- potato (a wonderful game where you and drunk friends sit around and toss a chambered glock back and forth and hope (kind of) that theres no loser) and totally got urban dick'tionary-ed.

by roberto supreme May 15, 2006