ding dong

A man's wiener, wee-wee, penis , genitalia...

Do you want to play with my ding dong?

by prosciuto April 15, 2009

mountain dewing

The act of shooting one's sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl's throat, so as not to get STD's, much like waterfalling for water bottles.

Dude, Bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing Caitlyn last weekend. I wonder if he hit the bullseye?

by Pete Zahutt June 8, 2007

Dicky's ding dong

Name given to the unsightly looking 'landmark' placed in Western Australian city, Perth. It is a large glass belltower placed on adjacent the Swan river which runs through the city. The tower presumably cost a large amount of funding to build and is appreciated by no-one, the 'Dicky' in the phrase refers to much hated Australian prime minister John Howard; an evil little man, see 'John Howard'

"Alright then mate I'll meet you in the city next Dicky's ding dong"

by Poo March 7, 2005

Ding

Word shouted by Mort Goldman in the episode of Family Guy entitled "Mr. Saturday Knight" when he saw the Black Knight's girl and failed to get an erection.

Mort Goldman: "DING!"

by B February 9, 2005

ding'd

The state of mind your in after you've been geekin, & smokin bud for several days without any sleep

I'm so ding'd out right now I don't even know what day it is.

by P.T Kt Bec October 16, 2006

Ding-Dong Ding-Dong knock knock knock

No one's home. Rejected, GO HOME.

"I went to my mom's house to get eat some chicken wings and waffle fries, and i got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked."

"I paid $250 on prom night and I got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked. Apparently she doesn't dig the love handles or the snaggletooth

by batarange January 13, 2009

ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

by scatter44 November 19, 2013